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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Real Smooth

Last Friday when I got off work I headed to Jamul to visit Jared. I got out of my car and went around the front of it to give him a hug. I tripped on one of the wooded posts in the ground and literally fell into his arms. Who put those there? Oh wait.. they have always been there..
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Saturday at Bates Nut Farm I was learning how to drink a bottle of water for the first time I guess. I took a sip and it dribbled out of my mouth and onto my shirt. I don't think anyone saw it though. Whew!
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Sunday Jared and I had lunch with his mom, Lynn. While eating super yummy chicken bites at Chili's, one of the screwers and tried to stab me in the chest. Thankfully the mini chicken sandwhich was not still attached. Otherwise I wouldv'e made a bigger mess.
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Tuesday I met Jared for Coffee before I headed into work. As I was reaching into my car to get my purse I smack my head on the door frame. I was hoping he missed it but of course.. he didn't.

I'm just wondering at what point it will be necessary to wrap me in bubble wrap so I do not continue to injure myself. And honestly, does it have to be in front of Jared every.single.time? It is killing my graceful swan image.

2 comments:

Jessica said...

I think it's endearing. Spilled soda, Center Stage? Makes for some funny memories ;-)

Did I ever tell you about the time I randomly ran into the ex at the grocery store parking lot? He yells, "Hey Jessica!" I was so shocked that I slammed the car door shut with my fingers in it. Painful, embarassing & super awkward.

It keeps us humble, right?

Penny said...

Ah my sweet daughter....you are fearfully and wonderfully made....but unfortunately, the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree~grin~(((sigh)))...and everyone loves you just the way you are ;)